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22 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:10
(source: vandalswithjetpacks)

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

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22 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:10
(source: preteenager)

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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22 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:06
(source: cnnbreakingofficial)

cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

(Source: cnnbreakingofficial)

272,783 notes
22 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:03
(source: bedquest)

bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

62,737 notes
22 / 5 / 2013 @ 00:02
(source: zackisontumblr)

zackisontumblr:

if you’re following me i’m just warning you that i don’t know where i’m going

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21 / 5 / 2013 @ 23:57
(source: ianthe)

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident